So a lot of people seem surprised at the sheer volume of glitter I’m able to stick to myself. I have been doing this for two years, remember! So, given it’s Thursday, I thought I’d show you some early milestones. Top left: my first ever glitter placement! Top right: where I learned not to pull glitter out of a polish cos it sucks! Bottom left: first ever full coverage placement! Bottom right: best early placement and one of my most famous nails! Yay glitter!

Aww yeah, found an awesome way to position my phone. Now I just have to hope none of my coworkers noticed I took a photo with my nose…..

Ssssssspppppppaaaaaarrrrrrrrrkkkkkkklllllllyyyyyyyyy. Post will be up tomorrow, you better ready your eyeballs

I’m pretty sure I win if someone submits me to the “delusional artist” sub reddit and gets down voting to oblivion, complete with comments to back me up. Thanks for the traffic?

Ever had those nails where it’s taking forever and not working and you keep wanging it but you just keep going because no reason? I seriously spent more time on this than on glitter placements and there about an eleventy-billiion layers and those anchor stickers I love actually hurt me and urgh.  Squint for me, it looks more like I wanted it that way. 
Details here. Ever had those nails where it’s taking forever and not working and you keep wanging it but you just keep going because no reason? I seriously spent more time on this than on glitter placements and there about an eleventy-billiion layers and those anchor stickers I love actually hurt me and urgh.  Squint for me, it looks more like I wanted it that way. 
Details here. Ever had those nails where it’s taking forever and not working and you keep wanging it but you just keep going because no reason? I seriously spent more time on this than on glitter placements and there about an eleventy-billiion layers and those anchor stickers I love actually hurt me and urgh.  Squint for me, it looks more like I wanted it that way. 
Details here.

Ever had those nails where it’s taking forever and not working and you keep wanging it but you just keep going because no reason? I seriously spent more time on this than on glitter placements and there about an eleventy-billiion layers and those anchor stickers I love actually hurt me and urgh.  Squint for me, it looks more like I wanted it that way. 

Details here.

Yeah you get a macro shot of this too cos then you can see the anchors in all their slicey glory. I love anchors for absolutely no reason so looking at this picture where they can’t hurt me is nice. See my blogo for moreo

See, from a distance these look good, crisp, shiny. Close up, execution problems and it being a GIANT PAIN IN THE ASS FOR NO REASON. NO REASON. URGH. More info (and ranting) in my post on my blog.

Jiggly lobster magnets are nautical, right? There took so long I’ve done glitter placements faster. Bloody buggering stupid metal anchors. I love them but they literally hurt me. More shortly

The problem with doing nails like the batpoo ones I did last weekend is that it gets really hard to get worked up about a mani for a while after that. So I just stuck on all my @hexnailjewelry charms and felt better :)

Yeah so after last weekend, just about everything I could think of looked boring.  Great, cos it’s nails, but kinda boring.  So I decided to stick all my hexnailjewelry charms on at once.  Not cheap, but LOOK IT”S ALL LIKE “FIND THE BEE” AND STUFF AND THAT’S COOL I NEED MORE CHARMS.  
Details are here! Yeah so after last weekend, just about everything I could think of looked boring.  Great, cos it’s nails, but kinda boring.  So I decided to stick all my hexnailjewelry charms on at once.  Not cheap, but LOOK IT”S ALL LIKE “FIND THE BEE” AND STUFF AND THAT’S COOL I NEED MORE CHARMS.  
Details are here! Yeah so after last weekend, just about everything I could think of looked boring.  Great, cos it’s nails, but kinda boring.  So I decided to stick all my hexnailjewelry charms on at once.  Not cheap, but LOOK IT”S ALL LIKE “FIND THE BEE” AND STUFF AND THAT’S COOL I NEED MORE CHARMS.  
Details are here!

Yeah so after last weekend, just about everything I could think of looked boring.  Great, cos it’s nails, but kinda boring.  So I decided to stick all my hexnailjewelry charms on at once.  Not cheap, but LOOK IT”S ALL LIKE “FIND THE BEE” AND STUFF AND THAT’S COOL I NEED MORE CHARMS.  

Details are here!